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Paper Mario
I had to slot in a triangle and crescent gem and immediately got Bloodborne flashbacks.

Updated about 2 days ago

The Cleaner
Bodies are surprisingly hard to clean up if they're in an open area.

Updated about 2 days ago

☆☆★★★ This is definitely among the better of Yahtzee's game, having a decent loop of cleaning then setting up the assassination and cleaning up the evidence. I do wish the hitboxes were a little better defined, but it's a relatively minor thing. I do wish there was more to do than clean, kill and mind witnesses, but it is a very simple game. The narrative framing of killing at an abusive a megacorp is cute too. I'd still place it behind BRTV. C-
The Banner Saga Trilogy: The Banner Saga 2
Well, I guess now I have an answer to the question I wasn't even asking of who broke the world.

Updated about 4 days ago

☆★★★★ An improvement over the first Banner Saga in almost every way, it makes the strategic level of making decisions without stark choices of leveling or food, gives greater tactical flexibility with character build by allowing a second active ability and has a more interesting story because the world/characters are established and there's also payoffs for certain decisions. The story is very much unresolved, but I look forward to see where the game system and narrative goes. B
Bloodborne: Game of the Year Edition PAL
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I'm a friggin' idiot!" - Hex, 2020

Updated about 4 days ago

Ersatz's Status

(U) Unfinished ?No significant accomplishments.     (B) Beaten ?The main objective has been accomplished. Usually marked by the defeat of a final boss and/or viewing of credits.     (C) Completed ?For games which are 100% done. All extras and modes have been unlocked and finished. All significant items have been collected.
369 (U)
  64 Unplayed  
17.3% of Unfinished
4.3% of Total
931 (B)
179 (C)
Wishlist  37 ?         Top-Rated  89 ?????         Master Runs  8 (M)
PlayStation 4 1 (U) 65 (B) 3 (C) 69 Total
PlayStation 3 BEAT 250 (B) 2 (C) 252 Total
PlayStation 2 48 (U) 106 (B) 11 (C) 165 Total
PlayStation 26 (U) 30 (B) 17 (C) 75 Total
PlayStation Network BEAT 76 (B) 7 (C) 83 Total
PlayStation Portable 10 (U) 16 (B) 0 (C) 26 Total
Master System 4 (U) 1 (B) 1 (C) 6 Total
Genesis / Mega Drive 59 (U) 60 (B) 6 (C) 125 Total
32X 3 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 3 Total
Sega CD 9 (U) 2 (B) 1 (C) 14 Total
Saturn 12 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 12 Total
Dreamcast 14 (U) 9 (B) 1 (C) 24 Total
Game Gear 1 (U) 2 (B) 0 (C) 3 Total
NES 42 (U) 49 (B) 54 (C) 145 Total
SNES 54 (U) 63 (B) 15 (C) 133 Total
Nintendo 64 17 (U) 9 (B) 1 (C) 27 Total
GameCube 9 (U) 15 (B) 2 (C) 26 Total
Wii 5 (U) 11 (B) 0 (C) 16 Total
Wii U BEAT 12 (B) 0 (C) 12 Total
Nintendo Switch BEAT 8 (B) 0 (C) 8 Total
Virtual Boy BEAT 1 (B) 0 (C) 1 Total
Game Boy/Color 6 (U) 14 (B) 15 (C) 35 Total
Game Boy Advance 3 (U) 13 (B) 0 (C) 16 Total
Nintendo DS 3 (U) 11 (B) 2 (C) 16 Total
Nintendo 3DS 5 (U) 4 (B) 0 (C) 9 Total
PC 3 (U) 42 (B) 12 (C) 68 Total
PC Downloads BEAT 15 (B) 13 (C) 28 Total
Browser BEAT 2 (B) 0 (C) 2 Total
Xbox 33 (U) 19 (B) 3 (C) 55 Total
Xbox 360 BEAT 20 (B) 0 (C) 20 Total
Xbox LIVE Arcade BEAT 5 (B) 0 (C) 5 Total
XNA Indie Games BEAT 1 (B) 0 (C) 1 Total
3DO 1 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 1 Total
TurboGrafx-16 1 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 1 Total
iPhone C O M P L E T E ! 13 Total
All Games 1495 Total
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about 2 weeks ago

Right Hand of Bak'laag: 1000+ unfinished games
Treasure Hunter: 1000+ games
I'm on a quest to beat all ps1 and all ps4 games, expect many weird beats lol
about 9 months ago

Herald of Bak'laag: 500+ unfinished games
Treasure Hunter: 1000+ games
On Fire: 3 beat or complete in a row
Confused: Playing 10+ games at once
Gratz on the on SteamWorld Dig! Hope you enjoyed it! I found it a rather charming and addictive little game where I just wanted to go for "one more" dig every time I needed to put it down.
about 10 months ago

Legendary Weapon: 5 or fewer unfinished games
Consider Yourself a Hero: Majority of games are beaten
Treasure Hunter: 1000+ games
Seems very appropriate then, considering Dishonored is basically the spiritual successor to Thief!

And yes, Okami is about 3 times longer than it actually needed to be.
about 12 months ago

Minion of Bak'laag: 100+ unfinished games
Just pointin' out, the name of Japan is just "Japan" (Nihon) and it's actually a monarchy, not a republic you're right about being a US ally though
about 1 year ago (edited)

Master of Unlocking: Majority of games are completed
On Fire: 3 beat or complete in a row
Confused: Playing 10+ games at once
That is exactly why I can never get into FTL. You must build to counter the flagship otherwise it will murder you. Of course, you need to get to it in the first place to find out what it can do so you know what would be good against it unless you dumb luck into good stuff. Be glad you are playing after the advanced patch. It made things less RNG in that regard. Never getting a weapon wasn't an uncommon occurrence.

The run that made me put it down for good was when I ran into a ship that killed me on the very first jump. The enemy ship had a missile and beam weapon. Missile took out my shields and their beam took out my weapons. Frantically trying to repair did no good as they constantly took down my weapons and when I decided to just run, my engines were also down. It was just absurd.

EDIT: That sounds about right. Depending on what the flagship hacks, you may have lost right away if you can't jump away or counter the hack. Every flagship victory I had was thanks to cloak avoiding its big attacks. There was one obnoxious time where I was killing everything with no problems because I had all the flak cannons. On the flagship the shots kept on missing the rooms so I died on the first stage.

The design of the game still lets me appreciate it, which is why I'll eventually get around to giving Into the Breach a chance.
about 1 year ago (edited)

Legendary Weapon: 5 or fewer unfinished games
Consider Yourself a Hero: Majority of games are beaten
Treasure Hunter: 1000+ games
Happy belated 10th Backloggiversary!!

EDIT: Glad you liked Doom 2016 as much as I did. The original was a mind-blowing relevation to my younger self, and the new one not only keeps its spirit alive, but enhances it in such a way that feels perfectly natural. I hope Doom Eternal ends up being just as good!
about 2 years ago

Legendary Weapon: 5 or fewer unfinished games
Consider Yourself a Hero: Majority of games are beaten
Treasure Hunter: 1000+ games
Thanks for the Persona 5 write-up. Congratulations on finishing! I can't remember exactly what I wrote to you before but I was pretty shocked at the localization and how lousy it seemed. It's not the late '90s anymore where they didn't have the care/budget to do so - this is been Atlus's niche for a while and so it was very off-putting. (As a current comparison, Danganronpa's localization seems really good and really gets across Monokuma's nihilistic/DGAF attitude instead of making him the usual mustache-twirling one-dimensional villain.) The overarching goal also seemed very contrived and nebulous compared to the small-town murder mystery of P4. I couldn't get behind either the premise or characters.

Also, when it comes to the gameplay, I ended up probably psyching myself out by setting it to Easy to avoid the whole "main character death = last save point" holdover from ancient times. But that's a one-way decision and it makes everything too easy, so I didn't have that to prop the game up either. In the end, I don't miss it and I'm glad you at least sorta got your (now my ) money's worth out of it.

LTTP: Yes, I use the same name (just with a 78 at the end, hmm what could that mean). I'm curious, who was asking about me? Despite being part of that community for a year now, I still consider myself a relatively anonymous (though fairly competent) weekend warrior. Certainly not a household name that people would recognize. I do have a couple tournament matches on the SpeedGaming Youtube channel though.
about 2 years ago (edited)

Legendary Weapon: 5 or fewer unfinished games
Consider Yourself a Hero: Majority of games are beaten
Treasure Hunter: 1000+ games
Well I stayed up late last night to finish MGS5. I've had some time to collect my thoughts. I found Chapter 2 kind of annoying having to extract all those kids and do random side ops to trigger new yellow options, UNTIL I got to missions 43, 45, and 46. Those were definitely worth. My reaction to mission 43 was "BibleThump 7" which is Twitch emote/shorthand for "crying face, salute".

So a lot of people think this game is incomplete, but if you look and listen carefully, it tells you everything you need. Common complaints include:

1) What happened to Eli? The "timeline credits" confirm he became Liquid Snake. So what was he doing in the interim 20 years? Well, these world domination plans take time, ya know! What happened to Sahel...Sael...Sela....the Metal Gear thing he had? He probably scrapped it/tweaked it to eventually become the one we see in MGS1. I can fill in the blanks.

2) Similarly, what happened to Venom Snake? There's one line in that timeline that Solid Snake would go on to defeat Big Boss' phantom in Metal Gear 1. So there you go, he eventually went and made an Outer Heaven in the jungle in 1995. Why did they abandon their ocean platform? I dunno, a lot can happen in a decade, maybe they wanted to/were forced to. It doesn't matter that much.

3) Unfortunately I knew about the twist that Venom is not Big Boss but just the medic as a body double (an unfortunate side effect of reading too much TVTropes, sometimes you accidentally click a spoiler you didn't mean to :P ). I think a lot of people are pissed at Kojima for not giving them the story "the fans" wanted. But this is the same guy who presented MGS2 in trailers and ITS OWN DEMO as you get to play as Solid Snake again. As we all know, you play as Raiden most of the game. So was I mad? No, I think it's just par for the course for Kojima! I thought the hospital replay was interesting, especially because I didn't actually realize a) the assassin was Quiet and b) Ishmael was the real Big Boss.

So it's not a perfect game, but I still give it 5 stars. I am hard pressed to think of a better, more intense stealth game. I am not interested in doing all the missions/side ops, but I'm glad you enjoyed it enough to do so.

EDIT: I loved this about the Nuclear disarmament video:

Cutscene: "Boss, it looks like someone's developing nukes again."
YT comment: "Such a lust for power! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?????"
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