Whatevs man, I still have my USB keyboard plugged on top of my head so I can derive thoughts directly through my bare feet. It's freezing outside, I mean, can't you feel the sun on your skin? It's about high time you answered my phone calls with your electric guitar, a man shouldn't resort to light bulbs just not to freeze his ass in front of pedo virgin monkeys. I don't like having to repeat myself and installing Windows 7 at the same time, so instead I just play rock paper scissors with my Mii. He's about to win but he turned 18 and now he's off to make Mii porn. Remember to ride along the healing waves of Lucio as we all ascend to Buddhahood with each incarnation, staying healthy matters as much as eating. There's a spider on my ankle but I crushed it with my eye - it answered. I think it's time to pack up and deliver the final blow. There's always work to do as mayor of an animal town, they want you to grow an orchard to feast on animal guts. Dried blood makes for shallow entertainment as you jolt down ideas with purple ink. Just don't forget to slice down your apple with the sawmill ; there's audio equipment to be had that fits with your lifestyle even more. I don't like nurturing and taking care of broken headphones, they need to grow up and heal someplace better. I pray in the cathedral of broken monkeys while on vacation and carefully await an answer from our lord and savior Cheezus. I only have so much time left before the Valuan invasion begins and destroys our beautiful land of Nasr. Pikachus with Light Balls are underrated but thankfully you can play as Pikachu on a custom Trackmania track so it's all about the edgelord using a proper scrub a dubdub on The Joker. I hold doors open secretly hoping to get laid by old grandmas. I enjoy withdrawing money from my StarFox bank account, withdrawals are regarded as the old veggie killer. Shovels should be used as replacement to the TARDIS while we can. Nintendo is underrated by shoes while SONY infiltrates my town's government. The subway was made to carry missiles and rockets but Snake Pleskin disabled all of them so now they only carry brain-damaged language monkeys. I secretly enjoy pressing buttons and writing the alphabet on my teeth. Chemotherapy is a better alternative to a yoga lifestyle. I think unlearning is underrated. Go read a book they said, you can reach orgasm they said. No one said that ever but Kirby probably thinks it. I like where this thread is going, can you call Spyro?