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(U)
Steam
Yakuza 0
japanese Matthew Lesko hyped me up for huge earning potential but it was just the slutty halloween equivalent of Salty Bet and i'm displeased

Updated about 5 years ago

the english teacher took me far but in the end she was no match for bubble butt eddy gordo
(U)
Steam
Killer Instinct (2017)
the Tony Hawk of fighting games; victory means nothing unless you close your match out with a 40-something hit Ultra Combo at minimum

Updated about 5 years ago

all the '90s edgelord greasiness of a NetherRealm joint with none of the dogshit gameplay
(U)
Steam
Monster Hunter: World
my only prior experience with this series was when it bumped up against Metal Gear, and just lol if you think Snake Eater was bloated with menus

Updated about 5 years ago

(U)
Switch
Splatoon 2
this whole aesthetic is the living embodiment of Mr. Yuk but i'll be goddamned if that's not some solid-ass gameplay

Updated about 5 years ago

just call me Sherwin-Williams bitch
(U)
Steam
NBA 2K19
the NBA's newest star just slithered out of the mutoid incubator deep beneath Oral Roberts University; we call it: Magnum Cool Hands

Updated about 5 years ago

yes the soundtrack is hot garbage and yes the monetization scheme is greasier than ever but this is still the only good basketball game on the market
(U)
Steam
Bomber Crew
don't even know who Curtis LeMay's RAF equivalent was but i doubt dude would've signed off on my utterly reprehensible livery

Updated about 5 years ago

[Critical Missions Flown: 2/10 | Aces Killed: Felix Feder] men can be replaced but that nose art... that nose art is one of a kind
(U)
Steam
Two Point Hospital
*House prepares to set a stack of medical records ablaze with a zippo when one catches his eye: a man who believes he's Freddie Mercury*

Updated about 5 years ago

it's straight up just Theme Hospital; make of that what you will
(U)
Switch
Dragon Quest Builders
triggered as hell by those beasties that bear a striking resemblance to the tobacco hornworms what fucked my tomato plants all up last year

Updated about 5 years ago

gardening protip - grab 'em with your bare-ass hands son that stinger ain't even real
(U)
PS4
Spider-Man
the so-called "spidery man" is a capricious being; when he visits the peasantry high fives and manhole covers are lobbed with equal abandon

Updated about 5 years ago

i know this made a lot of GOTY 2018 short lists but holy moly the open world formula fatigue is finally setting in
(U)
PS4
Mafia III
now hiring: white dudes willing to carpet n-bomb for the sake of authenticity in our black rambo video game

Updated about 5 years ago

foghorn leghorn imitations a plus
(U)
Steam
Opus Magnum
i imagine this is how a job at foxconn's narnia branch feels; can't toss yourself off the roof when the shift supervisor knows a levitation spell

Updated about 6 years ago

it's actually really good and cool
(U)
Steam
American Truck Simulator
accidentally turned this into a drinking game but total immersion demands that i only pour refills between jobs or at truck stops

Updated about 7 years ago

one night i missed my exit because i was too busy belting out some jefferson airplane (181 fm the eagle, you bitch) and let me tell you i was anxious as all hell staring at that empty highball glass while i backtracked
(U)
Steam
Rocksmith 2014
i assume there's an entire circle of hell set aside for dudes playing judas priest songs at all hours of the night and i can't wait to end up there

Updated about 8 years ago

the tortured wails of a million cheap guitars intermingling with the cries of the damned; dirtbags in denim vests as far as the eye can see; our only source of sustenance a sluggish river of lukewarm coors lite

Saganomics's Status

(U) Unfinished ?No significant accomplishments.     (B) Beaten ?The main objective has been accomplished. Usually marked by the defeat of a final boss and/or viewing of credits.     (C) Completed ?For games which are 100% done. All extras and modes have been unlocked and finished. All significant items have been collected.
575 (U)
  255 Unplayed  
44.3% of Unfinished
28.1% of Total
63.3%
243 (B)
26.7%
91 (C)
10%
Wishlist  43 ?         Top-Rated  27 ?????         Master Runs  4 (M)
Nintendo Switch 7 (U) 1 (B) 0 (C) 8 Total
Nintendo 3DS 11 (U) 1 (B) 2 (C) 15 Total
GOG.com 71 (U) 6 (B) 3 (C) 80 Total
Android 7 (U) 3 (B) 2 (C) 12 Total
Steam 273 (U) 59 (B) 25 (C) 389 Total
Xbox 360 13 (U) 16 (B) 1 (C) 32 Total
PlayStation 4 18 (U) 17 (B) 0 (C) 37 Total
Atari 2600 11 (U) 0 (B) 1 (C) 16 Total
ColecoVision 1 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 2 Total
Origin 2 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 2 Total
Wii U 6 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 6 Total
Battle.Net 0 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 3 Total
Wii 20 (U) 5 (B) 2 (C) 31 Total
Nintendo DS 10 (U) 4 (B) 3 (C) 19 Total
PlayStation 3 30 (U) 94 (B) 23 (C) 154 Total
PC 53 (U) 6 (B) 19 (C) 104 Total
GameCube 8 (U) 4 (B) 1 (C) 13 Total
Xbox BEAT 7 (B) 3 (C) 11 Total
PlayStation 2 9 (U) 9 (B) 0 (C) 20 Total
Dreamcast 4 (U) 1 (B) 2 (C) 7 Total
Nintendo 64 2 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 4 Total
Game Boy Advance 7 (U) 5 (B) 0 (C) 12 Total
PlayStation 9 (U) 5 (B) 0 (C) 16 Total
SNES 3 (U) 0 (B) 4 (C) 7 Total
All Games 1000 Total
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about 6 years ago

Badges
Minion of Bak'laag: 100+ unfinished games
Consider Yourself a Hero: Majority of games are beaten
Treasure Hunter: 1000+ games
Mad Max is a captivating game. I don't know how to describe why I like it so much.
about 7 years ago

Badges
Minion of Bak'laag: 100+ unfinished games
at times i wish i lived in an age when more people would leap to serious defense and debate about the merits of final fantasy vii.

because while i have fond memories of the awesome day my dad let me skip a day of middle school to rent it, i recognize that every bit of that statement is the opposite of badass

about 8 years ago

Badges
Minion of Bak'laag: 100+ unfinished games
punch club is exactly as good as it looks - it's grindy, and the grind itself is somewhere between The Sims and spending level-up bucks in NBA2k15. it's a properly ridiculous and streamlined sim though so i'm enjoying my time with it
making gay is the only purpose i can find in my wretched well-to-do life